Look, man, I know the world is going to hell. And, believe me, when you guys are ready for the street fight, I’m there with you. I just don’t see the point in bickering about all of this stuff before then. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a list of some stuff that is still pleasant. Think on these things and enjoy:
A soft morning snow.
Waking up with food to eat, clothing to wear, and shelter.
Emo Phillips.
Consensual sex.
The Rumours album by Fleetwood Mac.
Spinning around until you’re so dizzy you can’t stand up.
Homemade dishes that involve tater tots in any capacity.
The fact that snakes move faster than turtles, but turtles still rule.
That opening moment of Star Wars where the logo is all big and that first note hits.
Universal consciousness evolution coming together to the point where little kids can play musical instruments, sing, and dance super good- and the videos that ensue.
Purposeful smiling.
The infinite amount of numbers between numbers that go to infinity.
That part in Kill Bill where she kills Buck.
The thought that, at one time in human history, there were only, like, ten books on the whole planet.
The fact that, as slow and tedious and painful as it may seem, we’re making progress.
“Bohemian Rhapsody.”
Random Mark Twain quotes.
A purring cat that seems like it is chilling so hard that it is actually wearing itself out.
Dancing or singing just for the fuck of it, especially in weird places or in groups.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Frodo and Sam.
Dillweed.
Fox Trot (the comic strip).
The fact that no one ever turns off rivers or the ocean. They are always going.
The crack of a baseball bat when you know it’s a home run.
When the lights go out at a concert.
When Beetlejuice yells, “Nice Fucking Model!” (honk, honk)
Yarn.
Campfires.
Plato.
Falling asleep with a book on your chest.
Insect noises.
Irresponsible behavior on trampolines.
“The Raven” in the first Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror.
The dog (Max) in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Mr. Rogers.
The word Menominee. (Doot-Dooo-Da-Doo-Doo)
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